Robert Gibbs. What a Dweeb.

For those of you who don’t know, Robert Gibbs is Barack Obama’s press secretary, and is responsible for handling Q&A sessions with the Media each day regarding the President’s activities. In addition to his regular duties, Gibbs thoroughly enjoys his role as a genuine peckerhead who has a disdain for old people and puppies.

Even Robert Gibbs Mom won’t Claim Him

If anyone has ever watched one of Robert Gibb’s press conferences, they would probably agree that is a painful experience to sit through. As a matter of fact, Political Prostitution has learned that, when questioned, even his mother has recently failed to acknowledge that he is her son. As she puts it, “I don’t know any Robert Gibbs, and it goes without saying that no one of that stature would or could ever share my bloodline.”

Gibbs the Comedian

The other day, Robert Gibbs thought that he would “try his hand” at humor, and mimicked Sarah Palin by having notes on his palm. As usual, instead of being humorous, he only succeeded in looking like a horse’s ass.

However, what people don’t realize is that he actually has a genuine agenda inscribed on his hand when he isn’t mocking Palin. A close up photograph taken during a recent press conference revealed this image.

What was actually written on Robert Gibbs Hand

Instead of trying to be funny, why doesn’t he just follow the directions on his hand?

As you can see from the image above, everything that the Obama administration needs to be focused on is written on the press secretary’s hand? After all, for all of the time that democrat politicians spend discounting tea party members and others, why don’t they put their energy into solving the country’s problems instead? Nah…..that would make too much sense….

Tags: Barack Obama, Press Secretary, Robert Gibbs, Sarah Palin

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