For those of you who don’t know, Robert Gibbs is Barack Obama’s press secretary, and is responsible for handling Q&A sessions with the Media each day regarding the President’s activities. In addition to his regular duties, Gibbs thoroughly enjoys his role as a genuine peckerhead who has a disdain for old people and puppies.

Even Robert Gibbs Mom won’t Claim Him

If anyone has ever watched one of Robert Gibb’s press conferences, they would probably agree that is a painful experience to sit through. As a matter of fact, Political Prostitution has learned that, when questioned, even his mother has recently failed to acknowledge that he is her son. As she puts it, “I don’t know any Robert Gibbs, and it goes without saying that no one of that stature would or could ever share my bloodline.”

Gibbs the Comedian

The other day, Robert Gibbs thought that he would “try his hand” at humor, and mimicked Sarah Palin by having notes on his palm. As usual, instead of being humorous, he only succeeded in looking like a horse’s ass.

However, what people don’t realize is that he actually has a genuine agenda inscribed on his hand when he isn’t mocking Palin. A close up photograph taken during a recent press conference revealed this image.

What was actually written on Robert Gibbs Hand

Instead of trying to be funny, why doesn’t he just follow the directions on his hand?

As you can see from the image above, everything that the Obama administration needs to be focused on is written on the press secretary’s hand? After all, for all of the time that democrat politicians spend discounting tea party members and others, why don’t they put their energy into solving the country’s problems instead? Nah…..that would make too much sense….

Sarah Palin Must Scare the Absolute Hell out of the American Left

The tea party convention was this past weekend in Nashville, TN, and Sarah Palin, the keynote speaker, once again has the liberal establishment on the attack. The popular “dimwit” accusation is alive and well, and the new reasoning behind this thinking is a result of Palin having a few lines written on her hand before the speech at the convention.

I figure that one of the following three things is the reason for the constant attack on Sarah Palin.

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Sarah Palin appeals to Americans in the mainstream

People identify with Palin. She is a regular human being, who has faults, yet brings a no nonsense way of thinking that resonates with the average voter. In addition, she scares the bejesus out of pro-choicers everywhere because not only is she pro-life, but actually puts her money where her mouth is when she gave birth to her most recent child, who happens to be mentally disabled. After all, how could she not have an abortion after learning this fact relatively early on in her pregnancy? This goes against everything that the pro abortion faction stands for.

Sarah Palin happens to be a Beautiful Woman

If there is one thing that a rabid feminist hates, it is the sight of a beautiful woman, especially one with conservative values. In my opinion, most feminists are probably the ones that never got asked out much in their teen and college years. As a result, they started to develop a chip on their shoulder that has only ripened with age.

Maybe the fact that they are such ardent abortion fans is a direct result of the lack of sexual intercourse over their younger lives? So, by the time they are in their mid 30′s, they are pissed off, and willing to have sex with anybody or anything, making abortion an attractive option if they get knocked up. After all, most feminists would drive a man to an early grave, thereby losing financial support for the mother and child.

Liberals must make up the majority of the nearly 20% who are under or unemployed

Now this makes sense. If most leftists are out of work, or underemployed, they have ample time to worry about anything and everything to take away the pain of their current reality. It goes without saying that someone besides themselves is obviously to blame, so they immediately strike out at a public figure with whom they harbor jealousy and resentment. This would most likely be a female who is successful, attractive, happily married, gainfully employed, a self made politician and rock star, and generally happy and charismatic female. AKA. Sarah Palin.

And guess what? She only needs a few words on her hand, not a teleprompter.

What a bitch.